Tell em bitches get a stick, I'm done leading the blind. ✋✌️👋


First, I need you to order me pizza.
Pizza, why?
Because I think the smell might wake up my brain and pull me out of my coma.

(Source: jordansparrishs)



10 things our kids will never understand…

or downloading a song from LimeWire and it was Bill Clinton saying “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”