Tell em bitches get a stick, I'm done leading the blind. ✋✌️👋

 

First, I need you to order me pizza.
Pizza, why?
Because I think the smell might wake up my brain and pull me out of my coma.

(Source: jordansparrishs)

brandonu22:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

or downloading a song from LimeWire and it was Bill Clinton saying “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

(Source: cavemancircus.com)